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Fear not.

18 Jul

What was that?

A groan, or sigh, and a sort of flutter-rustle against the bathroom door. Adrenalin bolted up his legs and across his chest.

 “HELLO?”

Now a slow, sliding noise along the floor outside. Holy CRAP what was that? He turned off the shower, but now silence…complete.

His jaw was shaking and blood pumped in his ears. The door opened.

“LOOK, I found your old combat pack under the house! It’s bloody HUGE“.

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Put on your undies before your shoes.

17 Jul

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Beware of small women.

13 Jul

Spread magic.

12 Jul

 

 

Everyone felt better when Wonk was near. Her magic stuck to them. They found specks of it when they emptied their pockets, or cleaned the filter on the clothes dryer.

The wise ones put the leftover magic in a matchbox, to save it for a rainy day. They’d shake a little out, the clouds would clear and the sun would shine again.

 

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Wear colour.

11 Jul

Be resolute.

9 Jul

 

She wasn’t angry precisely, just tired of being nice all day. She would never, EVER get married…ever.

“Can’t you smile a little? For your big brother?”

“No”.

“But the photographer wants a family picture. All of us.”

I’m never getting married, she said in her head. They can all go jump.

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Get some help.

8 Jul

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Put down the dust rag.

6 Jul

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Be kind to yourself.

5 Jul

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Get yourself a wing man.

4 Jul