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Go to Maui.

6 Jul

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Make an effort.

9 May

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Learn how to carve a bird.

16 Jan

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Accessorise.

27 Dec

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Have an Aussie Christmas.

26 Dec

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Wrap your presents early.

12 Dec

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Know where North is.

20 Sep

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Know what you want.

15 Aug

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Carve at the table.

26 Dec

Turn off the TV.

19 Dec

Beach cricket at sunset. Sipping on a coldie, watching the kids whack a tennis ball on the hard sand.

“THAT’S A SIX! Here, you have the last potato cake”.

“Nah, I’m stuffed. ┬áDO YOU KIDS WANT ANY MORE? I’M CHUCKING IT IN THE BIN”.

“I could really go an ice cream. Reckon the milk bar’s still open?”

No noise except seagulls and waves. Merry Christmas to yours, ours and everyone else.