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Find a mentor.

20 Jul

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Put on your undies before your shoes.

17 Jul

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Get wet.

16 Jul

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Wear a white shirt.

14 Jul

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Beware of small women.

13 Jul

Spread magic.

12 Jul

 

 

Everyone felt better when Wonk was near. Her magic stuck to them. They found specks of it when they emptied their pockets, or cleaned the filter on the clothes dryer.

The wise ones put the leftover magic in a matchbox, to save it for a rainy day. They’d shake a little out, the clouds would clear and the sun would shine again.

 

Be resolute.

9 Jul

 

She wasn’t angry precisely, just tired of being nice all day. She would never, EVER get married…ever.

“Can’t you smile a little? For your big brother?”

“No”.

“But the photographer wants a family picture. All of us.”

I’m never getting married, she said in her head. They can all go jump.

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Put down the dust rag.

6 Jul

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Get yourself a wing man.

4 Jul

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Give it a nudge.

3 Jul