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Find a mentor.

20 Jul

Enjoy your work.

19 Jul

Her pleasure was an offence to her profession.

“We are watching you” Okosan said, “You must hide your passion within yourself. Your danna will get the wrong impression”.

The other women in the okiya liked her because she made them laugh. The modern girls had little respect for the traditional ways, and preferred to spend their time with the military and tourists.

She could do a wonderful impression of the English-speaking men who visited the front rooms.

“Har du yu do?”

Fear not.

18 Jul

What was that?

A groan, or sigh, and a sort of flutter-rustle against the bathroom door. Adrenalin bolted up his legs and across his chest.

 “HELLO?”

Now a slow, sliding noise along the floor outside. Holy CRAP what was that? He turned off the shower, but now silence…complete.

His jaw was shaking and blood pumped in his ears. The door opened.

“LOOK, I found your old combat pack under the house! It’s bloody HUGE“.

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Put on your undies before your shoes.

17 Jul

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Get wet.

16 Jul

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Think carefully.

15 Jul

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Wear a white shirt.

14 Jul

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Beware of small women.

13 Jul

Spread magic.

12 Jul

 

 

Everyone felt better when Wonk was near. Her magic stuck to them. They found specks of it when they emptied their pockets, or cleaned the filter on the clothes dryer.

The wise ones put the leftover magic in a matchbox, to save it for a rainy day. They’d shake a little out, the clouds would clear and the sun would shine again.

 

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Wear colour.

11 Jul