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Know when to come in.

23 Sep

Share your popcorn.

22 Sep

 

Silence.  Philip held his breath and didn’t chew. He liked this moment in horror movies when nothing was happening, but you knew shit was gonna break loose any moment. Not yet. Not…yet…

Popcorn wasn’t for sharing. Hell, if you wanna know the truth movies weren’t for sharing. The more empty the cinema was the better. Girls always made too much noise. Why anyone would want to take a girl to a movie? It was a mystery to him.

WHOOAAAHHHHHHHHHH…..there it was. Stupid victim bleeding everywhere. Serve them right.

Philip chewed hard again. Nothing more happening for at least seven and a half minutes, statistically speaking.

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Keep quiet.

21 Sep

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Know where North is.

20 Sep

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Stay warm.

17 Sep

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Mysteries can be explained.

15 Sep

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Don’t say it out loud.

14 Sep

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Stay balanced.

11 Sep

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Don’t knock the Speedo.

10 Sep

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Don’t over pluck.

9 Sep